It's got to be a hard pass...

I'm so thrilled you thought of me, but, no.

How is your December so far?

Mine is always the blummin’ same.

I know what happens. I mean, it’s the same date every year, so why, for the love of all that’s good, why am I so unorganised?

I have about 40% of the presents I need to buy, and yesterday was spent manically trying to find a new dress for a Christmas party that I’m going to this weekend, as th…